"Keith Hernandez Coat Rack"
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Dimensions: 21"x27"
$200 (Shipping included)
Medium: Acrylic & latex on wood (+ hooks).

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Tired of every day of your life melting into the next? Does existence feel like a really long crawling marathon of Portlandia episodes and homemade hummus plates? WELL FRET NO MORE. Start and end every day hanging your belongings on this cut-out Keith Hernandez bust and you'll likely start to see things in a much different light. Did you know that Keith Hernandez sat out an entire year of high school baseball because of a dispute with his coach? Do you even know who that coach is? Of course you don't, because Keith Hernandez is the king! In the 1980s, he did ALL OF THE COCAINE. Cocaine isn't cool anymore, but it certainly was then. And he did all of it.

Just imagine all of the things that you can hang on this Keith Hernandez coat rack. Running shoes, keys, hats, fuzzy dice, RS-232 cables, ring pops, ETC. Start your day by taking your hat off of Keith Hernandez on your way to work. It'll be his way of telling you, "GO OUT THERE AND GIVE 'EM HELL." End each day by giving Keith Hernandez your keys after you stumble into the house wasted on Icehouse. Even though you've already driven yourself home in a death defying depression blur, it'll be like him saying, "Hey man, I got it from here. Get yourself some sleep and we'll stomp all over the world's face tomorrow!"

Don't hesitate, this item is extremely limited in production.

 

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