Hernandez Coat Rack"
for larger image version)
$100 (Shipping included)
Medium: Acrylic & latex on wood (+ hooks).
of every day of your life melting into the next? Does existence
feel like a really long crawling marathon of Portlandia
episodes and homemade hummus plates? WELL FRET NO MORE. Start
and end every day hanging your belonging on this cut-out Keith
Hernandez bust and you'll likely start to see things in a much
different light. Did you know that Keith Hernandez sat out an
entire year of high school baseball because of a dispute with
his coach? Do you even know who that coach is? Of course you don't,
because Keith Hernandez is the king! In the 1980s, he did ALL
OF THE COCAINE. Cocaine isn't cool anymore, but it certainly was
then! And he did all of it!
imagine all of the things that you can hang on this Keith Hernandez
coat rack. Running shoes, keys, hats, fuzzy dice, RS-232 cables,
ring pops, ETC. Start your day by taking your hat off of Keith
Hernandez on your way to work. It'll be his way of telling you,
"GO OUT THERE AND GIVE 'EM HELL!" End each day by giving
Keith Hernandez your keys after you stumble into the house wasted
on Icehouse. Even though you've already driven yourself home in
a death defying depression blur, it'll be like him saying, "Hey
man, I got it from here. Get yourself some sleep and we'll stomp
all over the world's face tomorrow!"
hesitate, this item is extremely limited in production.
You can request a variation of this
painting in regards to size, color
and image by using the contact
Colors on all of these paintings may
vary slightly. Use the contact
if you're particular about that sort of thing.
If you don't love this price, try haggling!