Hi, I'm glad you relate to The Big Boring Worry Maze
That is Your Life. Well, you know, I'm not glad that you
have to relate to it, but at least some of us are in the
same boat in one way or another, y'know?

Below are purchase and download options. If you want
to download the file and put it on the shirt, feel free,
but please only make one and do not sell it.

Signed 8.5"x11" photocopy print $5
SOLD OUT

Signed 8.5"x11" original drawing $30
SOLD OUT

18"x18" acrylic painting on wood $170
w/ shipping anywhere in the USA
purchase here

24"x24" acrylic painting on wood $240
w/ shipping anywhere in the USA
purchase here

48"x48" acrylic painting on canvas $400
(rolled canvas, not stretched)
w/ shipping anywhere in the USA
purchase here

48"x48" acrylic painting on canvas $500
(stretched canvas, not rolled)
Pick-up or delivery in Chicago
purchase here

If you prefer VenMo, use address
derekerdman@gmail.com.

Download giant file and print it yourself right here.

Any questions? Feel free to ask.