Well well well, here we are. I made a bunch of things for a few shows
and they haven't sold, so I'm begging you to buy them. "Buy them," I begged.

ALAS, one of those shows was MASSIVE and in a place that the public couldn't
access, so not too many sales there. Also, who has a show in Omaha in February?
"I'll do it," I said. "You can count on me."

So, here is a massive batch of paintings for sale, many at ROCK BOTTOM prices.
Take your time and look them over. Bookmark this page and maybe pour over it
with coffee and toast on Sunday morning. But ACT FAST, first come first served!

I'll probably properly price these soon, but before then, you're welcome to NAME
YOUR PRICE. I'll probably take it because I'm going to Portugal soon and I'm
pretty fucking lazy and really need Portu-bux. (?)

The only tip I have to offer: Try between $80 and $400. There are some that might
be lower and some higher. Feel free to DM on iGram or email to derekerdman@gmail.com

Larger things cannot be shipped. If I don't respond I apologize, your offer was too low
or another one was higher or perhaps I'm just in the tub binging every episode of Shrill.
"Solid effort, but overall pretty boring," is my review of Shrill. But like you cared.

Find one you like, send me the title and your price offer.
Get those digi-bux ready, we're both in a hurry.

P Lion 24x24 acrylic on wood named after this. SOLD

Big Snake Window 30x20 acrylic on glass or "window" :| SOLD

Funeral Cones 48x96 Acrylic on canvas, holy shit that painting is big
no shipping, pick up or delivery in Chicago only.

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 48x64 (acrylic on canvas)
this painting is "just okay," so you can probably get it
for a "just okay" price. big
no shipping, pick up or delivery in Chicago only.

Dot Faces 48x64 (When I first made this painting I had NO
IDEA that some guy had already put color dots on people's
faces. What is even new anymore?) acrylic on canvas.
BIG no shipping, pick up or delivery in Chicago only.

Eureka Moment 48x63 acrylic on canvas. this painting
is pretty good so i'll probably want to keep it, go ahead
and name a price nonetheless. BIG no shipping, pick up or
delivery in Chicago only, sorry.

Wonder Wonder Wonder Wonder 24x24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Wow 48x63 (acrylic on canvas, pretty good,
though it includes VERY QUESTIONABLE gang
sign, so I wouldn't show it to anybody if I
were you. BIG no shipping, pick up or
delivery in Chicago only, sorry.

Marching (Ghouls) 48x48 (acrylic on canvas, a pretty
good painting, just fine, nice for you. BIG no shipping,
pick up or delivery in Chicago only, sorry.

Laughing 48x48 (this is a really good painting! much joy here,
have people over and show them how you live:
WITH JOY. BIG no shipping, pick up or delivery
in Chicago only, sorry.

Squish Face Large 36x56 (acrylic on canvas, WOOOW
look at how wonky that canvas is. I'll probably just toss
this out in the dumpster in May, so maybe keep your eye
out there (?))

Zero Cents 24X24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Crying Hand 26x26 (acrylic on canvas)
BIG no shipping, pick up or delivery
in Chicago only, sorry.

Just Friends 24X24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Wolfin' / Wolfin' 2 18x24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Pink Heart Snake 36x36 (acrylic on canvas)
BIG no shipping, pick up or delivery
in Chicago only, sorry.

Queen of Pain 48x48 (acrylic on canvas)
BIG no shipping, pick up or delivery
in Chicago only, sorry.

Cut out Knife and "Your Car" Grave (various sizes)
fuck, just come over and get these for free.

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The Sun #37 24x24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Wonder Wonder Wonder Wonder 24x24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

NOT FOR SALE
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.
Just kidding, this isn't for sale.

Snake 'n Lady 12x18
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Tangler 18x24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Dot Faces 24x24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

The Sun 24x24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

The Sun 24x24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Laughing 24x24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Apples 24x24 (with gloss)
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Terminal Madness 18x18
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Baby Ex-Girlfriend's Notebook 24x24
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Color TV 48x63 (acrylic on canvas, pretty good,
BIG no shipping, pick up or
delivery in Chicago only, sorry.)

Heart Faces 36x36 (acrylic on canvas, pretty good,
BIG no shipping, pick up or
delivery in Chicago only, sorry.)

Crying Hand w/ Gloss 12x15
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Squish Face w/ Gloss 12x12
Acrylic on wood, shippable, neat.

Evil Grimace 30x39
(acrylic on canvas, pretty good,
BIG no shipping, pick up or
delivery in Chicago only, sorry.)

Squish Squish 48x48 (acrylic on canvas, pretty good,
BIG no shipping, pick up or delivery in Chicago only, sorry.)

The Sun 48x48 (acrylic on canvas, pretty good,
BIG no shipping, pick up or delivery in Chicago only, sorry.)

Gristle & Junior 48x48 (acrylic on canvas, pretty good,
BIG no shipping, pick up or delivery in Chicago only, sorry.)

Designer Imposter: Yoyoi 48x48 (acrylic on canvas, pretty good,
BIG no shipping, pick up or delivery in Chicago only, sorry.)

Queen of Pain 48x48 (acrylic on canvas, pretty good,
BIG no shipping, pick up or delivery in Chicago only, sorry.)

YOU MADE IT TO THE END! One lucky sale will get a BONUS
Vietnam-era patch, picked from below. No wonder I need
money, this is what I spend it on. JFC, DJE.