Jason
Polan came to town, he drove 4.5 hours. When he got to my house, I had just
gotten out of the shower.
When I opened the door he asked, "are you busy?". I could only answer,
"WELL YES". Later I told him I would
make him a grilled cheese but I didn't. After that, we had an art show on the
street:
Here is Jason at
the art show on the street. The approximate address was something-something
Milwaukee Ave.
OVER 250 PEOPLE CAME (WALKED BY) OUR ART SHOW! That is successful, duh.
As we advertised
snacks, we had to provide them to people. This is a giant bowl of crumpled Doritos.
It is very cold outside.
We also gave to
people gum and books. That book is called "No Rest For Vandermolen".
Vandermolen
dressed up in tights
and went to a party once and danced a bunch and then made gas and embarrassed
himself in front of the girl he liked.
As people walked
by our art show, Jason and I would say, "THANKS FOR COMING TO OUR ART SHOW".
Sometimes they would get mad at this
because they didn't mean to come to our art show. The first people that stopped
had tattoos on their necks and missing teeth and they ate the
Doritos.
There is Mollie
Edgar & Jim Newberry! They
did not buy art or eat snacks, so as patrons they were a wash.
They are standing awkwardly as if to say, "You guys are dumb".
Here is Georgie
Rickert and Engaged Lisa. I asked her is she was Irish and she said, "YES,
AND GERMAN". Rap
Master Maurice RAPPED HER.
Look, it's Jessica
Hopper! She had been at the library all day and was hungry for snacks. She
provided icey stares for passersby, later she would
not shake Jason Polan's hand claiming to be a germaphobe. SHE IS EATING DIRTY
CHEESE COVERED TORTILLA CHIPS OUT OF A PUBLIC
BOWL, eeew, gross, she's not really mysophobic. I did covet her father's KFC
handbag and her colorful jacket, she was very nice to me.
Throughout the day
I inched my car up toward the art show. I left it running and it was warm there.
I called it "The Lounge". You call it "A TOTAL WASTE OF GASOLINE".
Some cops
came but didn't stop our art show. Watch out for our next show deep in the woods
of the U.P. or perhaps at the bottom of a pond. WE ARE NEAT.