Here's the clunky internet translation from German to English from the
wonderful website www.nerdcore.de:

"This is a Derek Erdman's painting to a story, in the Morrissey had run
aground in a hole and visited a local House party to drink with a few
teenager's beer and to smoke joints. Here the story:"

There is a seldom told story that Morrissey’s tour bus broke down
in small town Ohio in the autumn of 1994. A full day was necessary
for the repairs to be completed and Morrissey and his band delighted
local teenaged fans by stopping by a house party to drink beer and
smoke marijuana. “It was the time of my life,” remarks Tamara
Marshall, who was hosting the party. “My parents were out of town
and I was told not to have a party, but once Morrissey showed up
I knew I wasn’t going to be a secret for long.” When asked what she
remembered most about Morrissey’s visit, Tamara answered,
“He didn’t like Rolling Rock beer”.

(TRANSLATION CONTINUED)
" I know this yes, I was with myself in the hole earlier also always that
which threw the House parties and put up now and again also lighting
systems or Turntables in the sitting room of my parents. And this was
more or less precise also in 1994. My goodness what everything got
broken there already, doors, tables, chairs and behind of course
nothing but annoyance. And now I imagine that at that time simply
thus the Moz would have come in to smoke a ringing up with us.
„ Time of micron life “, you bet!"