Excerpts of a journal found in the trash 4/20/03. Lotsa hi-res pictures (be patient, schlub).

Jim N. called this first page "Scientology-type stuff", I wonder if it works?

Fantastic self-loathing stuff. Because honey, we all feel this way.

Tell it how it is, sis. No furniture! No piano!

What the fuck is "oxycise"? By indication of the red checks, GOAL: NOT ACCOMPLISHED.

Uh, answers from a ouija board? The good lord couldn't help her keep the journal....

...so she's reduced to getting answers from a piece of cardboard. Keep on keepin' on!

I guess this is pretty much explains itself.

12. Become ruler of the world; 13. Acquire a helicoptor; 14. Drink every drop of water on earth.

Hey, get me back to derekerdman.com!