VP: i saw a great pic of you crouching naked....and I want to see more. Any chance of that?
ME: How naked do you want? Like REALLY NAKED?
VP: oh yes like really naked.
ME: Like everything?
VP: actually, yes. what do you think of that?
ME: I'm just kidding. You're a stranger!
VP: yep, doesn't that add to the excitement element? well it does for me.
ME: Well, you could describe yourself in more than 200 words.
VP: that takes all the fun out of it....
VP: ok, 200s words or more
I am a new Yorker,
a Scorpio (November 18th), Tenacious, Curious, Enthusiastic, Sarcastic,
Loyal,
I just got back from Alaska which was truly a most incredible trip, love Joni
Mitchell,
Sushi, Willa Cather, reading the Fountainhead right now, Harold and Maude
is my favorite
movie, watch terrible reality TV with a fervor like Project Runway and I Love
New York, but
I am addicted the Showtime hit WEEDS, love Cat Stevens, Steely Dan, John Irving
,Bruce
Springsteen, have a miniature dachshund, name Greta, I am terribly nosey,
a bit pushy, I
have nice hair, a nice ass, accidentally came across you r picture on a Google
search, am
intrigued by that picture, love horror films, want to spend a week on the
beach in Hawaii
ASAP , I am an actor, a singer, an antagonist, a troublemaker, a dreamer,
a troubadour,
have much better writing skills than this usually, but I am asking to see
naked pics of you..
and that's a bit weird, right? I lived in Europe for a year, have traveled
a lot, love pics of
naked asses, went to college in Boston, I am kind, with a good sense of humor,
love
watermelon, hate cilantro and eggplant and now I am at 204 words…done.
ME: I will send you naked pictures in any pose that you want. They're $50 each.
Joe Paparella: oh derek.