"RacCoon & Chair" is available for $300, comes complete with old barn wall, rust, lock-jaw, dust mites. (20'x8')

EXTREME TEEN SNACKING: this picture alone made my whole trip worthwhile.

Erin & Steve Five in every interesting child's dream house with lots of TVs, beers.

Ohio = Slayer, MGD, Pontiacs, mud, pizza, sweatshirts, cinder blocks (party proof).

Oh, if it isn't the old bus & duck!

This inside is mostly outside, actually.

Claire's + Hot Topic = ELOQUENCE.

Do not pay to bathe in human bloods.

You don't even have to get out of the car! They just get the beer for you!

It is decided: this is my 24 hour branch office now.

OBLIG FRIDGE PIC.

Yes, but to where? Rootstown? Burton? BURTON! OHIO'S PANCAKE AND SYRUP CAPITAL!

Who is the Old Maid now, Pumpernickel?

The secret food order of the secret bootleg book. A brief glimpse into the belly of OCD.

MySpace presents TEEN & COKE 2006. Stressica says "Claka lakakakaka", I'm not sure what it means.

Oh, yes HE IS A GOOD BOY! SUCH A GOOD BOY! CHICKENS FOR DINNER AND EVERYTHING! And then James Brown died.

If Sally Struthers isn't going to help, then I'm not going to either.