Mr. bona_riah,

I very much enjoy your makeoutclub.com profile.  It is consistently 
amusing, and I look forward to seeing what you will do next.  I 
considered 
sending you an IM, but decided that I did not want to run the risk of 
becoming your next victim.
I also enjoy your paintings (the pictures of them at least).  Do 
you 
ever participate in art shows?  I have only lived in Chicago for two 
weeks 
and I would love to go to a good art show.
I'm very curious to know more about you; most MOC people are so 
dumb.  
How old are you?  What do you do with your time (other than paint and 
chat)? 
I am 21 and originally from New Orleans.  I start school at DePaul in 
the 
autumn.  Anthropology is my major.  I am not currently on MOC, but I 
will be 
as soon as I acquire a suitable picture of myself.  Write me back if 
you are 
so inclined.
Sincerely,
Alice



Derek,
Thank you for responding.  I am unable to come to your house this 
evening, 
as I have a prior commitment.  Also, I would be worried that you are 
some 
sort of serial murderer.  I think that I would like to meet you in a 
public 
place first.  Maybe at the 'Goldstar Bar.'
You still didn't tell me your age.
Your Friend,
Dearest Alice


Derek,

How was your BBQ?  Did you have a lot of people over?  Was fun had 
by 
all?  What did you cook?  I'm curious to know if you are a vegetarian 
or 
not.
I like your new profile. I assume that the new picture is of you.  
If it 
isn't, please inform me.  Do you always have so many dirty dishes at 
your 
house?  Although the conversation is rather long, I read the entire 
thing.  
Would it be safe for me to IM you?  You won't tease me will you?  Let 
me 
know what times you are most often chatting, and I shall write.
Please don't take this question the wrong way, but do you have a 
serious 
girlfriend?  I'm really just curious, but when you ask someone a 
question 
like that, they might get ideas.  Also, what is your favorite band or 
bands?

Best Wishes,
Alice J.