I am cleaning out my house of all of my belongings. I want to give you the following things for free.
I will send these things to you for free. Email me with your address, I am nice.

"George Müller of Bristol" (Claimed: Daisy)
This book is from 1899. I found it in an airport. You will love to read it.

"Public Enemy - The Enemy Strikes Live" VHS (Claimed: Michael Fox)
It will take a nation of millions to hold you back from watching this VHS tape on repeat
for days and days at a time, on sleeping pills, like I did.

EXACTLY 10 "A Harlequin Romance" Books (Claimed: Stephen Becker)
These books are sad and exciting and filled with joy and loss and private things, like life.

"Joanie Loves Chachi"
This book is about love and fun! It is unrealistic but fun to read while in the waiting room
of your psychiatrist. Carry it in with you and say, "LOOK AT WHAT I AM READING, now help me".

8 Vintage Culture Trash Booklets (Claimed: Jason Polan)
If you like roller-derby, these are right all-up in your alley. Ewww, roller derby.

"Tropic Of Capricorn" (Claimed THOMOS)
First printing, it's missing the dust cover. It's good for impressing people coming to your house
late at night from the bar. For sex. You're going to score! HOORAY!

"Trout Fishing In America" (Claimed: Amy C.)
Richard Brautigan shot himself in the head after talking on the phone with his girl friend. His badly
decomposed body wasn't found for over a month after that. This is just a book.

REALLY, PLEASE WRITE TO ME AND TELL ME IF YOU WANT THESE THINGS.
I want to give them to my friends on el internet.