Hello Rap Master Maurice,
 
First, my girlfriend was in hysterics after listening to the revenge rap you did for us last week. 
 
But more importantly... I am happy to say it actually worked!!! Not only was the wine rack returned, it was done with a smile because Jackie thought the rap was hilarious too.
 
So, the only loser here is me because I still think the wine rack is hideous. I have attached a photo so you can see just how ugly it is.
 
Thanks Again,
Chris