i flew into michigan tonight and my mom and dad got me from the
airport and my mom wanted to stop at wendy's to get food (i did too)
so we did and she got a large coke which she complained a little about
because they are so huge.  as we drove home she lifted it up and said
to me in the back "want some coke?" and then it slipped and spilled
all over me.  my dad then pulled off the road so i could get
everything (ice cubes and coke) out of the car as best as i could but
it is freezing out so my wet "crotchel region" froze a lot.  it was
all pretty funny because my mom inadvertently invented the new game
"hey do you want some of this?" and then you pour it all over the
person.

- Jason Polan December 2009