Hello, I dont really want the pellet, I am just really into free things today. I do want this drawing on the other hand. So I dont know what to write to you about. Um.... How about my latest findings... I went to a restraunt (cofee house style) and it is called Keith's. Its a sorta higher class imitation Denny's, and it totally rules cause they only hire hot waitresses. Like, all 9's on the bang-o-meter. Especially this one waitress named Adisa, fucking 9.5 cause of her European accent. Anyways, after I buy dinner, I spend the rest of the money I have on one of those stupid crane machines. I remember the most I spent was $18 one night, but I got a lot of stuff for it, I am really fucking good at those machines. Anyways, last night (or the night Bee-4), I won a Kevin Nash doll out of that silly crane machine. It is about 4" tall, has some kinda of computer printed muscles/clothing/face/hair, with a nose that sticks out, and "nAsh" written on his tight tight tank top. I am thinking about selling it on ebay and putting a cigarette up to his mouth with a beer in the backround, with a word bubble saying "suck it" or something of the sort. Or maybe just taking a picture of Kevin Laying the smack down on that stupid bitch blue stuffed elephant, or simply fucking up a beany baby. There is another crane machine I have been working on at my work (the bowling alley). They were having this drawing for a life size hulk. They had all of these smaller Hulks in the machine with tag/raffle-tickets attached to them. I won 8 of the 12 he put in the machine, so I had a MAJOR chance of winning the big Hulk, and I did. I think I will send a picture of both the Nash stuffed doll, along with the big Hulk doll, and perhaps both of them together. And dont forget to give me that fucking drawing too, for free.

-Chris fucking Painter