This is picture of some blood from a shooting behind Jen's house. I retrieved some bloody gauze and hung it on the kitchen wall for a week.

Dave & Audrey at Hala-Kahiki. I don't think that's her name, but I do think that it's a pretty good name.

Kori & Dave at Hala-Kahiki.

KiddieLand, where the molestation is free.

Stan & Jen. Stan prefers to be called Weed Beef now. Jen is still Jen.

DP pictured pre-17 inning Cubs/Brewers baseball game 5/15/03. Early morning drinking veterans. 10:15am.

Typical Milwaukee gnome-like creature in a jogging/ski/track suit heading to a mystical forest.

Velcro shoes, Section 336 Event Specialist. I tried to talk him into getting me some sauerkraut.

Sausage race #1, 6th inning.

Sausage race #2, 12th inning.

Dude, action shot.

5 and a half hours later, the bloody game ends. Fuck.