Here are things
that you need: 2 eggs scrambled, a spot of milk, cordless phone for talking
to Erin, toast in toaster.
LOOK! SCRAMBLE THEM!
You are good at this. Use butter, it tastes good and will put pounds on you.
HEY LOOK, LITTLE
DOG! Give mayonnaise to it, do not tell it's owner, she would be so mad.
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH
MAYONNAISE. You will need a lot more, enough that when you put it on it gets
on your camera and makes the viewer blurry.
GOD'S GOLDEN SUN
RAYS are shining on this sandwich as it is from the place above the clouds made
of bacon and peanut M&Ms.