"Elephant Car Wash"

Dimensions: 16"x16"
$100 (Shipping included!) / $80 (Picked up!)
Medium: Acrylic & latex on wood.

"Ah, the big spinning pink elephant. Such a classic icon in which many people in Seattle take pride; too bad the people who actually work there have so little pride in their work. Regardless of how much money you hand them, your car will only end up about 75-90% clean: expect to see streaks, swirl marks, and areas where they didn't bother to clean at all (almost always around the edges of the rear view mirrors). It's a level of carelessness that I find astonishing considering that they want so much money for it. Don't even get me started on how, on more than one occasion, I noticed that the only place they really cleaned up was my coin drawer: it was so clean even the coins disappeared Honestly, the only people who should be using this place are people who are too busy or too lazy to wash their cars themselves at home or at Brown Bear. You're paying $50,000 for that SUV, why don't you try doing more with it other than using it as a place to use your cell phone at 70 mph. HAHAHA WOW BETCHA NO ONE'S EVER MADE OF PEOPLE ON CELL PHONES AND DRIVING SUVs AND DID YOU HEAR THAT PEOPLE IN BELLEVUE WANT TO WIDEN PARKING SPOTS TO FIT THEIR BIG FAT OBNOXIOUS VEHICLES WOAH OH OH KILLING MYSELF." - Akiva S. Everett, WA (Yelp Review)

You can request a variation of this
painting in regards to size, color
and image by using the contact page.

Colors on all of these paintings may
vary slightly. Use the contact page
if you're particular about that sort of thing.

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