Friend Club is FREE TO JOIN, a one time nice mail
package with an official ID card sent to your address
anywhere in the world. Sometimes there are sub-
sequent mailings as well, they are not certain.

HOW TO JOIN / HOW TO JOIN / HOW TO JOIN:

Via USPS letter, FRIEND CLUB IS ALWAYS OPEN.
Please print out and complete this FRIEND CLUB
APPLICATION and mail it to 3230 W. Belden Ave.
Chicago, IL 60647.

Via telephone call, FRIEND CLUB IS ALWAYS
OPEN. Call 773-595-9708, if somebody picks up,
please say, "I would like to join FRIEND CLUB."
Please do not leave a voice message.

Via email & text message, Five (5) FRIEND CLUB
memberships are opened every month.
As of right now, the FRIEND CLUB IS CLOSED.

FAQ: Is FRIEND CLUB a hassle to join on purpose?
ANSWER: Yes. But also please note, a return letter is
appreciated, but not necessary. Send thank you
donations to via Venmo to derekerdman. You can
request a particular item, but life is often unfair.

Can you join Friend Club twice? Maybe. Nobody
has yet to regret being in Friend Club.

Friend Club now has 5200+ members. That's wild.

Friend Club is dedicated to Jason Polan (1982-2020)

(PLEASE NOTE: Friend Club is not a fan club.)

Glimpses of packages past:

FREE ITEM #52 (LIMITED TIME):
Instant Dove (8.5"x11" wax pencil on paper)

FREE ITEM #51 (LIMITED TIME):
Unlearn to Draw Khloe Kardashian
(8.5"x11" laser copy on scrappy paper)

FREE ITEM #49 (LIMITED TIME):
Friend Club Laminated Card
(Please note, I am #005 in my own club)

FREE ITEM #45 (VERY LIMITED TIME):
RARF! Mini-Poster 8.5" x 7"

FREE ITEM #44 (VERY LIMITED TIME):
Everything is Exciting Mini-Poster 8.5" x 7"

FREE ITEM #41 (VERY LIMITED TIME):
Sunny Nihilism sticker - 4" x 5.5"
(learn about optimistic nihilism)

FREE ITEM #37 (VERY LIMITED TIME):
Poster by Joe Casey, one of my favorite creatives.

FREE ITEM #36 (VERY LIMITED TIME):
"Drugs & Crypto Sales Flyer"

FREE ITEM #35 (VERY LIMITED TIME):
"Tons of Nuns" print sheet on newsprint (neat)

FREE ITEM #34 (VERY VERY LIMITED TIME):
Coffee Roast / Great Joy Stickers

FREE ITEM #15 (LIMITED TIME):
Panther sticker, 1 of 4 (random choice)

FREE ITEM #14 (LIMITED TIME):
"Intentionally Left Blank" (8.5"x11" photocopy)

FREE ITEM #11 (LIMITED TIME):
For every resident of Chicago IL, a drawing of Oprah Winfrey
as a child, with her signature forged.

When I lived in Seattle (what a nightmare that was), I
offered every legal resident a drawing of Carol Channing.
The response was pretty good and well over 900 drawings
were mailed out. That's .0013 of the population.

As a gift, I'd like to mail you a free drawing of
Oprah Winfrey as a child, with her signature forged.
Simply send an email with the subject: "FREE DRAWING
OF OPRAH" to derekerdman@gmail.com. Please include
your mailing address within the city limits of Chicago.

FREE ITEM #2 (LIMITED TIME):
My business card, mailed to you.

I purchased waaaay too many business cards.
Email your mailing address to derekerdman@gmail.com
please include the subject "GIVE ME A BUSINESS CARD"
and I'll send one or five in the mail to you.

FREE ITEM #3 (LIMITED TIME):
Wow Art Show flyer (11"x17")Email your mailing address to
derekerdman@gmail.com please include the subject "GIVE ME
A BUSINESS CARD" and I'll send one in the mail to you.