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hmmm, mrrrp, must find rare NEU LP...mrrrrrrp.


MAN, I WISH TAPES WERE COOL AGAIN.


This person wants to beat me up but likes RHCP so will just stare instead, LIKE FOREVER.


PEOPLE DO LOOKS LIKE THIS, AND THEY HAVE ALL-ACCESS PASSES.


Do I hear Jens? I'm outta here.


Inside her bag is her boyfriend's windbreaker -


in the HC scene they were called COATRACKS.


I WANT TO DIE.


hmmm, mrrrrp....must find...hhhhmmm....early Tiger 6 pressings.


I quit Sonic Youth for this shit?


Leggo my preggo.


Oh great, some fucking guy with a Fall shirt on.


You have to see The Mountain Goats!


You have to see The Mountain Goats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You have to see The Mountain Goats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


"Dude, do you want me to buy this panther on a blue circle? I think it would look dope next to the Marley tapestry."


Hey look, the Japanese pressing OF MY MOTHER'S UTERUS.


"Dude, don't blog me, I'm The Tingler."


"I have one of these panthers at home, RIGHT NEXT TO MY MARLEY TAPESTRY!"


I was going to write something mean here, but it was really hot, so a headband was a pretty good idea.


OR MAYBE THIS GUY SHOULD WAX HIS CHEST AND STRANGLER THE TINGLER WITH THAT GOD-DAMNED HEAD BAND.