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What did you do in 2003 that you'd never done before? Uh, well...I
made really high resoultion scans of my body fluids. 2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I did, yes. And I will, yes. 3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Not yet, I'm working on it. 4. Did anyone close to you die? I saw somebody die in a car accident on Lake Shore Drive, it was horrifically neat. 5. What countries did you visit? Welcome to Tuss-Country, you've come a long way. 6. What would you like to have in 2004 that you lacked in 2003? I hate my cat. 7. What date from 2003 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? December 6th is my birthday. My day for me! 8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Met some people, drank some cans of beer. 9. What was your biggest failure? See #3 10. Did you suffer illness or injury? Oh boy, did I ever! 11. What was the best thing you bought? Digital camera, bacon & eggs. 12. Whose behavior merited celebration? Luke Helder 13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? That girl in that car commercial who is breakdancing in the passanger seat.That was fucking bullshit! 14. Where did most of your money go? 1984 Volvo Station Wagon 15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? Cough syrup
17. Compared to this time last year, are you: i. happier or sadder? Cough syrup ii. richer or poorer? Cough syrup 18. What do you wish you'd done more of? Cough syrup 19. What do you wish you'd done less of? Cough syrup 20. How will you be spending Christmas? Making a coloring book about why it's great to be male. 22. Did you fall in love in 2003? Yes, indeed! 23. How many one-night stands? Eeeks, 4? 24. What was your favorite TV program? of all 2003? Classmates! 25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? That girl in that car commercial who is breakdancing in the passanger seat.That was fucking bullshit! 26. What was the best book you read? "What To Do And How To Do It" 27. What was your greatest musical discovery? Arnold Schoenberg's "Verklarte Nacht", Op. 4 28. What did you want and get? Cough Syrup 30. What was your favorite film of this year? Not 'Lost In Translation'. 31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? Got drunk, puked, hey, I'm finally 30! 32.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? Cough Syrup 33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2003? Darkthrone shirts are so awesome. 34. What kept you sane? Cough Syrup 35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? The Twins Olsen, cough syrup 36. What political issue stirred you the most? The stormed beaches of Normandy 37. Who did you miss? Me mum. 38. Who was the best new person you met? Myself, but in a dream I was a smidge taller. 39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2003: If you grow a mustache that resembles Hitler's people won't take you very seriously. 40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year: "If you grow a mustache that resembles Hitler's people won't take you very seriously." |