derekerdmany: hello!
"Tom 5215" : hi
derekerdmany: how are you?
"Tom 5215" : good
"Tom 5215" : how are you
derekerdmany: great!
derekerdmany: what's new?
"Tom 5215" : got any sw33+ progz or waRez
derekerdmany: uh...
derekerdmany: do i know you?
"Tom 5215" : i know who you are but i dont know how you got this aim name
derekerdmany: me neither. it was on my favorites.
"Tom 5215" : that makes me feel good then
derekerdmany: i'll try to get some sw33+ progz though, and then hit you back.
"Tom 5215" : ok bye
"Tom 5215" : keep up the good work
derekerdmany: who are you?
"Tom 5215" : im tom abernathy
"Tom 5215" : i read your website
derekerdmany: you've never written me?
"Tom 5215" : i dont know why i would ever have messaged you though
derekerdmany: perhaps it was your wife?
"Tom 5215" : i wrote you once to tell you that your dates were wrong on your webstie
derekerdmany: ah!
derekerdmany: i remember!
derekerdmany: and then i fixed them!
derekerdmany: thanks!
"Tom 5215" : too fast
derekerdmany: where do you live?
"Tom 5215" : river north
derekerdmany: oh, here in chicago.
"Tom 5215" : yeah
derekerdmany: where did you find out about my website?
"Tom 5215" : i heard about yoru website because i went to one of your shows
"Tom 5215" : and my ex girlfriends fat sister bought one of your paintings
derekerdmany: oh, art show.
derekerdmany: awesome! that's the best thing I've heard all night!
"Tom 5215" : good
derekerdmany: what was her name?
"Tom 5215" : darla
derekerdmany: "juicy"?
derekerdmany: oh.
"Tom 5215" : yeah
derekerdmany: how fat was she?
"Tom 5215" : not very
derekerdmany: oh, just chunky!
"Tom 5215" : yeah
derekerdmany: what happened to the girlfriend?
"Tom 5215" : she cheated on me a bunch and we hated eachother
derekerdmany: what a fucking bitch!
derekerdmany: if you don't mind me saying.
"Tom 5215" : i dont care
derekerdmany: what's her name?
"Tom 5215" : debbie drumbleworth
derekerdmany: hmm.
"Tom 5215" : dont sleep with her ever.
derekerdmany : "drumbleworth" - is that, uh, martian?
"Tom 5215" : venician
"Tom 5215" : like venis
derekerdmany : 1. Never sleep with Debbie Drumbleworth.
derekerdmany: Got it.
derekerdmany: like blinds!
derekerdmany: did you catch her in the act?
"Tom 5215" : no i was out of town
derekerdmany: how did you find out?
"Tom 5215" : my friend told me
"Tom 5215" : he made out with her after we broke up
derekerdmany: wtf?
derekerdmany: that guy is a jerk!
"Tom 5215" : he's ok
"Tom 5215" : she works at reckless prank her from there
derekerdmany: which one?
derekerdmany: belmont?
"Tom 5215" : yeah
derekerdmany : the other one is in wicker park.
"Tom 5215" : thats appropriate
derekerdmany: i have friends there - i'm in the know!
derekerdmany: how old are you?
"Tom 5215" : 22
derekerdmany: are you a student?
"Tom 5215" : yeah
derekerdmany: Columbia?
"Tom 5215" : Depaul
derekerdmany: Economics?
"Tom 5215" : computer science
derekerdmany: where are you from originally?
"Tom 5215" : texas
derekerdmany: aye.
derekerdmany: when did you come to my house?
derekerdmany: was there free beer?
"Tom 5215" : i dont remember
derekerdmany: also, did you take anything?
"Tom 5215" : yeah but i didnt drink anything
derekerdmany: was it an ok time?
"Tom 5215" : yeah
derekerdmany : do you remember what debbie's fat sister bought?
"Tom 5215" : a moose & alice coltrane painting
derekerdmany : does debbie have a roomate?
"Tom 5215" : her sister
"Tom 5215" : but i dont knwo about anyone else now
"Tom 5215" : i think they moved
"Tom 5215" : i havnt dated her in a really long time
derekerdmany: i have to prank her. it's my new life's mission.
"Tom 5215" : there is a shoe store selling 3 dollar pairs of shoes
derekerdmany: for children?
"Tom 5215" : no adult women
derekerdmany: let me get this straight:
derekerdmany: there's a shoe store.
derekerdmany: with $3 shoes,
derekerdmany: for adult women.
"Tom 5215" : yeah
derekerdmany: i'm going to reply with:
derekerdmany: there's a deli,
derekerdmany: with $4 sandwiches,
derekerdmany: on wednesdays.
derekerdmany: what's an sw33+ program?
"Tom 5215" : i was kidding
"Tom 5215" : i meant hacking programs
derekerdmany: i figured you were kidding. are sw33+ programs readily available?
derekerdmany: like on Limewire?
"Tom 5215" : i got a job at mtv today
derekerdmany: no shit?
"Tom 5215" : yeah
derekerdmany: fucking kind of awesome!
derekerdmany: are you hosting some shit?
"Tom 5215" : yup
"Tom 5215" : im just doing the help desk
"Tom 5215" : but we get free water and pop
derekerdmany: here in chicago?
"Tom 5215" : yeah
derekerdmany: there's mtv here?
derekerdmany: what do they do?
"Tom 5215" : marketing and sales
derekerdmany: aye.
derekerdmany: wait, what about the sw33+ programs?
derekerdmany: why won't you talk to me about them?
"Tom 5215" : bye derek erdman
derekerdmany: jeez, you're a dick!
"Tom 5215" : i'll send you a picture so you can use it on your website
"Tom 5215" wants to directly connect .
"Tom 5215" is now directly connected .
derekerdmany: can i post this conversation on it as well?
derekerdmany: ever the stuff about the fat sister?
"Tom 5215" : nope
derekerdmany: aw, c'mon!
"Tom 5215" :
derekerdmany: that's easily the best thing I've ever seen!
derekerdmany: i mean, besides the grand canyon,
derekerdmany: which i liked a lot.
"Tom 5215" :
"Tom 5215" : someoen probably copywrited that image
derekerdmany: i sure would!
"Tom 5215" : it costs 30$ to copywrite an image
derekerdmany: i'll copyright the shit out of a whole bunch of images!
"Tom 5215" : me too..
derekerdmany: do you really not want me to post this conversation?
derekerdmany: i really want to.
"Tom 5215" : i tried copywriting the halo character
"Tom 5215" : it was declined and i didnt recieve a refund
derekerdmany: fuck that!
"Tom 5215" : if you change my aim name and my name and my exes last name
derekerdmany: HOW WOULD ANYBODY EVER KNOW?
"Tom 5215" : fuck it dont post it
derekerdmany: what if i change all of the words but leave the names the same?
derekerdmany: you sure are kind of grumpy?
"Tom 5215" : mtv dosnt take kindly to your kind
derekerdmany: mtv can suck the blood out of my dick!
derekerdmany: i'm just kidding, i LOVE "nina blackwood".
derekerdmany: http://www.ecstaticpeace.com/
derekerdmany: look, i'm almost famous!
derekerdmany: WHY AREN'T YOU FRIENDLIER TO ME?
"Tom 5215" : im doing work
derekerdmany: oh, ok.
"Tom 5215" : give me a painting for free
derekerdmany: give me some sw33+ progz!
"Tom 5215" : ok
"Tom 5215" : i painted a girl on a steak the other day
"Tom 5215" : and i knitted teddy bears that have horns
"Tom 5215" :
"Tom 5215" : what are they laughing at derek
derekerdmany: you and me.
derekerdmany: it's a sad state we're living in.
derekerdmany: the state of california.
"Tom 5215" : i saw constantine
"Tom 5215" : and it takes place in california
"Tom 5215" : and my new girlfriend lived there and when i went to visit her we went to teh bowling alley where constantine lives
"Tom 5215" : it was so awesome
"Tom 5215" : it was soooooooo awesome
derekerdmany: keanu reeves lives in a bowling alley?
"Tom 5215" : i was like look at that i boweled a 150 there
"Tom 5215" : yup
derekerdmany: A 150?
derekerdmany: THAT'S SWEET SHIT.
"Tom 5215" : oh then it was probabyly less than that
"Tom 5215" : i mean more
"Tom 5215" : like 300
"Tom 5215" : do you want me to invite you to a birthday party
"Tom 5215" : ok im goign to go now i finished my work
derekerdmany: YES.
derekerdmany: BIRTHDAY PARTY.
"Tom 5215" : go to delilas on saturday
"Tom 5215" : and say you're here for the birthday party
"Tom 5215" : then they will charge you money
"Tom 5215" : and hten you will be allowed to drink
"Tom 5215" : alot
derekerdmany: your birthday?
"Tom 5215" : nope
derekerdmany: ok, i'll go anyway.
"Tom 5215" : i probably wouldnt invite you to my birthday
"Tom 5215" : because you would play a trick or a prank
"Tom 5215" : and i dont know you at all
derekerdmany: what am i some sort of prankster jerk?
derekerdmany: nice to meet you chap,
"Tom 5215" : maybe not a jerk
"Tom 5215"k : but you are a prankster
derekerdmany: you'll have to come down here sometime so we can have a bro down.
"Tom 5215" : i dont konw what that is
derekerdmany: you know, like a heavy hang.
"Tom 5215" : i live off of clarke just like you
"Tom 5215" : or halstead
"Tom 5215" : where is hamburger
derekerdmany: halsted:
derekerdmany: 1909.
"Tom 5215" : yeah i live off of that
derekerdmany : the address of champs.
"Tom 5215" : the press gear ball bearing was invented in 1909
derekerdmany: stay sweet, holmes.
"Tom 5215" : bye
derekerdmany: send me some sw33+ progz soon!
derekerdmany: derekerdman@gmail.com
derekerdmany: !
"Tom 5215" : i sent you a picuter of my friend from high school who works for the coast guard and busted a cocaine thing
"Tom 5215" : goodnight
"Tom 5215" direct connection is closed .
"Tom 5215" signed off at 11:02:22 PM.