chatting is dumb, but you should know that already.

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#6

derekerdman: hi!
coldjuliet: hi!
derekerdman: I'm on an airplane!
coldjuliet: who is this?
coldjuliet: for real???
derekerdman: I'm Kevin.
coldjuliet: oh my gosh! that is so rad
coldjuliet: where you headed?
coldjuliet: aspen?
coldjuliet: HAHA sorry
derekerdman: I'm going to Greece,
derekerdman: to visit my uncle Perry.
coldjuliet: rad
derekerdman: I don't know if we're going to make it, though.
coldjuliet: how come
derekerdman: the phone cord might get tangled on something.
derekerdman: I couldn't afford the 'air-internet' option.
derekerdman: so, I bought some phone cord so I could chat on the plane.
derekerdman: so, it's till connected at home.
derekerdman: my sister is going to tie a ham sandwich to it, so I can pull it up and eat it.
derekerdman: I like ham.
derekerdman: it's good.
coldjuliet: hahaha
derekerdman: what's so funny?
coldjuliet: about the ham
derekerdman: ham isn't funny, it's salty.
derekerdman: but I guess that chips are funny sometimes.
coldjuliet: haha
derekerdman: what's so funny now?
coldjuliet: i meant that you were gonna have her tie a string and send it to you
derekerdman: I don't know why you can't take me seriously.
derekerdman: it's offensive, actually.
coldjuliet: how is that
coldjuliet: how old are you?
derekerdman: 35.
derekerdman: no, sorry, I'm 11.
derekerdman: or 35.
coldjuliet: you are 11?
derekerdman: I'm not sure.
derekerdman: I was 11.
derekerdman: not I'm 14.
coldjuliet: you are 35 now
derekerdman: no, I was 14.
coldjuliet: ok
derekerdman: now I'm 37.
coldjuliet: okay i gotta go
derekerdman: ok, I'm 35 again.
derekerdman: ooops, 11 again!
derekerdman: Hey, I'm flying over your house!
derekerdman: I'm waving!
derekerdman: bye-bye!
coldjuliet: what the hell
coldjuliet: who are you
derekerdman: You really don't know?
coldjuliet: no
derekerdman: I'm friends with Sarah.
coldjuliet: sarah burner?
derekerdman: of course!
coldjuliet: well who are you
derekerdman: I'm Kevin.
derekerdman: I never really met you.
coldjuliet: how do you know me then
derekerdman: she just told me a lot about you.
derekerdman: Hold on, beverage cart...
coldjuliet: uh oh like what
coldjuliet: yeah
derekerdman: sorry, I got some 7-UP.
coldjuliet: k
coldjuliet: tell me what she lookes like then
derekerdman: she said that you dyed your hair....
coldjuliet: if you are friends with her
derekerdman: she liked it better before you dyed it.
coldjuliet: huh?
derekerdman: she showed me a picture, I agreed.
coldjuliet: i have dyed my hair a million times
derekerdman: and then we had some bacon.
coldjuliet: well it is dark red now
derekerdman: ok, it was blonde/white then.
derekerdman: I liked it 2 colors at once.
coldjuliet: ohh
derekerdman: huh?
coldjuliet: what are you talking about
derekerdman: I'm trying to explain who I am.
derekerdman: but you're not taking me seriously, again.
derekerdman: and it's a bit offensive.
derekerdman: and then I said something about bacon.
coldjuliet: yes you had bacon and talked about how ugly my hair was
coldjuliet: go on
derekerdman: and then you asked me what I was talking about.
derekerdman: and I told you.
derekerdman: and then you said to go on.
derekerdman: and now you're going to say something else.
coldjuliet: something else
coldjuliet: go on and tell me what you were getting at
derekerdman: oh, you're clever.
coldjuliet: oh yes indeed
derekerdman: a real 'whole-wit'.
derekerdman: fantastic.
coldjuliet: yeah alright finish the story you cracker
derekerdman: I just want you to know, that if you bother me again, I'm going to report you.
coldjuliet: okay its obvious that you arent going to tell me the rest of the story
coldjuliet: so i will let you alone.
derekerdman: what story are you talking about?
derekerdman: Sarah and I were talking about you,
coldjuliet: yes
derekerdman: and she said you were nice,
derekerdman: and to IM you,
derekerdman: but that was obviously a mistake.
coldjuliet: yeah
coldjuliet: well if you would finish the story i wouldnt be mean
derekerdman: I'll tell Sarah Placemat that you aren't nice at all.
coldjuliet: placemat?
coldjuliet: alright cool dood
coldjuliet: later
derekerdman: Oh, you know another Sarah!
derekerdman: sorry, my mistake.
derekerdman: I apologize.
derekerdman: One day, your hair will fall out and you will have to wear a baseball hat.
coldjuliet: awesome
coldjuliet: i will get one in every colour
derekerdman: are you european?
coldjuliet: haha just for you my dear airplane kevin who has no life so he IMs me and doesnt make sence
coldjuliet: whooo hooo
derekerdman: do you ride a lift?
derekerdman: do you eat crisps?
coldjuliet: llllllllater
derekerdman: do you wait in queues?