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08.27.10 There are great times over here! I have no idea what is happening my life all of the time anymore, almost everything I own is in a box and I gave my blender to Geoff & Mel. "Children abused, killed as witches in Nigeria." 08.19.10 This week in colour, NHQ art show rap-up. I'll be back in a month, don't buy anything until then. 08.11.10 VOILA: week of wonder. 5 days ago while I was at a birthday party, my car was broken into. The only thing in the car to take was a bag of packages that I had to take to the post office. I wrote to everybody who was to receive packages about the bad news, AND THEN people wrote back to tell me that they got their packages! So get this, somebody broke into my car and SENT MY MAIL. The Huffington Post called me a "rad dude", Stevie said the article was "not entirely accurate". Other fresh press linx: 1 2, WW quotes & prices. YES Sarah Gardiner Jugga-night live auction recording! Otherwise, here's a page of pictures & things I wrote under them. UPDATE: I am not having a going away party, only the art show. Go to that, but don't hug me and say goodbye because that's really depressing. 08.02.10 Here's a preview of Without Wax for you to look at. Otherwise, life is just grand: Shannon & Rachel, point n' sign, Ixnay On Clinton Wedding Day-zay, it is Caitie's birthday! The Hyde Park Bike is officialy D-E-A-D, I fell in love at this play but also found a picture of my first "girlfriend" (you guess). Everybody against ROMPERS, thanks for the record Schubb, it's perfect. SOUND CLIPS: "Best Friends With My Cat Lately" / "Like A Shopping Spree". I just wrote my last Chicago rent check, I hope. I need to get somewhere to stretch out & wait. 07.27.10
Hey Julie Christie, the rumors are true: I'm getting married
on October 2nd in Las Vegas ( 07.21.10 Typical annual Pitchfork Festival wrap-up right here. I asked Longmont Potion Castle to make a recording for my voicemail & he did it and it totally rules. Otherwise, is this the last mystery CD (track)? GIANT CAT. Ew gross battle: racist $5 bill VS. Tony Fitzpatrick. 07.15.10 How do I get so sick all of the time? What did I do? NEAT: Last Fall Night 7/19, paper cat, WW Poster, Don't Bet On It, G'Night Irene 1 / 2, RIPCG, Robin Yount, PRE-MCA BUMMER, Posterz, kitchen talkin'. I saw plasma all over Caitie's arm. See you at Pitchfork this weekend, I have cats! 07.08.10 Here is the important, Longmont Potion Castle interview, Comedy Bummer #2, LeBron James bench. "Why are you moving to Seattle? It stinks here!" - Elisa Ambrogio 2010. Update: Message from a 'lette, 2010. 06.30.10 Tonight at the Hideout, I am the bingo master. Just like this. Viva La Britt Whitford! 06.27.10 I have never been more sick than this week, when my temperature reached 103 and I slept for 15/16ths of the last 6 days. Thanks to everybody who took care of me, especially the Tabulator. Mother, I am certain that your cat is safe, please don't worry too much, okay? Here are the pictures & things. I hope that the world is glad now. 06.18.10 SCOOP: I went to OHIO but then came back. Who is crazy for CFA? BRITT WHITFORD! I am DJing next Thursday at Intiut, you can come. GLORE BITZ / NP FOREVER. Without Wax Commercial #1 & Jabberwocky video. You are so enthralled, I can feel the 1s & 0s. 06.12.10 Georgie and I were in the car today on the way to the Original Awful Pancake House and both noticed that Ira Glass really sounds defeated lately. MAN! KANSAS CITY KNOCK OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE! Also, happy birthday mum, new paintings: EFELANT, Dietnetics: L. Ron Chubbard, OHIO, Orange Crush Cap, Poison. Also updated: new RMM RAPZ. Here's a picture of the JUST AWFUL PARTY HOUSE across the street during a just awful party. Amy Lang gave me a fully autographed copy of the Cruiser's Creek 12"! 1900s ampersand, GEORGEZ OF YORE 1 2, Talkin' Cancer, No Naps For TABBR, Pilsen Pizza Party, Hannah Woodroofe says BONSOIR. I can't believe how all up on Helen Bannerman I have become, AS HIGHLIGHTED BY LINKS: The Story of Little Kettle-Head, Struwwelpeter, The Day Lee Morgan Died. TONIGHT! DANNY'S AT 10PM! DO IT! I will love my destiny. 06.10.10 Your horses, hold them. I just won a lottery! 06.06.10 NEXT SUNDAY 6/13: Extended Players (Shannon Caulfield & Derek Erdman @ Danny's), Britt Whitford induced civil war: NC v WI v MA. This is not my mother on rollerskates, Gripster @ the grave, Andy Slater blood & car, 3 3:33. That lady died, shadow play this Thursday! I made this! My favorite part of the weekend was in the attic & that girl kept saying: HIT HER! HIT HER! (photo detail). I ate a mango, look at these two & then this happened. I am going to eat burnt ends in a hot tub and then the buckeye state, so don't ask me for things PLEEZE. 06.01.10 I have absolutely fallen in like with this weekend. I sold a record on eBay for $913 and there was a wonderful graduation party & a wonderful house sale (where I made $913!) & a wonderful BBQ. I was also on REGRETSY (also REGRETSY FB) & people were like: I HATE THIS PERSON but later were like: I LOVE THIS PERSON. In extra BAD NEWS, on the way back from the BBQ, Tabbr saw Andy Slater get hit by a car at the corner of Western & Division & we were all in the car & helped and he's totally going to be okay. In Alanis Morissette's definition of irony, I then came home and took an INTERNET DRIVER SAFETY COURSE so my license won't get taken away & YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SOUND CLIP that was part of it because it is so awesome. Also, this made me so mad because it is totally not true. DID YOU KNOW: In 1835 an assassin failed to kill Andrew Jackson as he walked to the White house from the Congress. The 67 year old president proceeded to beat the heck out of him with a cane until he was restrained by members of his party. The man, who misfired 2 pistols, was then disarmed by Davy Crockett. IT IS TRUE! When it is laundry day, I wear a BOLD t-shirt. Oh, just be my friend on facebook, because all I'm doing is talking all day on that thing. There is a new FREE PSYCHIC HOTLINE MESSAGE every week, except last week when it was off the hook. Literally. 05.26.10 So much wonderment all of the time lately: Julia's Law School Graduation Party, Julia's $10 Law School Booklet (LAW ZINE), Newberry / Erdman Moving Sale #1, 21 LIVE CDs BY THE FALL. Other winners: "Tommy Betty VS The Grid Table", Nora Hate T-Shirt. I love this Lee Godie photo & I always will. Update: Extract this folder to see how bad at art I was in 2006. 05.24.10 Tonight at the Charleston: snacks & free paintings of OHIO. Well, what a wonderful week. I made married people, went to Wisconsin, Playboy came to my house & Seattle continued to call. OTHER COMICS: Stop & Chat VS Where Is This?, and then also "prays", 100 OV PATTY, "Always Shred", NTL. Hey look: new mystery CD & track (THANXX). Things to buy from my house: foosball table ET street light. Please NOTE: My mother is dying to have this book for her birthday on 6/15, please buy it for her, as a gift! More greatz: WHOA WELD, Jimmy Reed singles, LIGHT LOPE. Rap Master Reject, WOT #5 & GIF PARTY. Parveen Arvanites: "here you go. it's because i love you, friend.", Angeline Gragasin: "Remember the thing you told me Hannah made you after telling her that thing?". Update: Barack Obama Doesn't Care About Sea Turtles. Big Sur, sooner than later. LOML (sideways 8). If you are exicited about me making gobs of money, you will JUST LOVE this Michael Cosmic record called "Peace In The World". If you find yourself caught in love, make your way to Kansas City for burnt ends. Call it a day, Ketchup. FREE PSYCHIC HOTLINE predicted the death of Brittany Murphy's husband a week ago. Where have YOU been? Oh, Canada. Right. "Who
Will The Next Fool Be?" - Derek Erdman @ The Charleston May 24th
2010 05.18.10 I have so much to talk about, but I just want to go to bed. Here are things without 'splaining. LOOK AT THAT! 05.03.10 To make everything easier for everybody, I just lumped everything together instead of having to mumble about scraps like a blockhead: APRIL 2010 WRAP UP (the best month of my life), MEMPHIS+ (A Shelby Delight & more), IOWA-IOWOW, Talkin' Hotel Art Show Blues #35 & #37. I am sifting through my possessions and came across some weird old Beauty Pageant Tapes that are actually kind of good. OH! New paintings & drawings. If you are a person that videotaped the Comedy Bummer, please sell me a copy. NEW HUMAN UPDATE: Kori Wiltz & Chris Grumboski invented Emily Julia (George) Grumboski on May 01, 2010. It is so wonderful when the world works the way that we think it's supposed to. way to go K+C! CHECK
OUT & CLICK ON THIS LONE STAR STATEMENT: Comedy
Bummer @ Club Nutz 4/29/2010 (Part of Art Chicago) Neon
& Worried Hotel Art Show 5/01/2010 Hot
Jams, Candy & Free Paintings Of Lebanon @ The Charleston 4/26/2010
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link) 04.26.10 IT IS SO OFFICIAL: MTV will not run "11 & Pregnant". I do reckon they will carelessly run "R. Kelly & Aaliyah On Chat Roulette". They're also paying for myself & The Gripster to dress up as Juggalos for TGOTJ #10. We will have our own tent sponsored by Carvel to give away over 1,000 Cookie Puss ice cream cakes. Speaking of THE HORROR: Double Tripplehorn. Although I have yet been able to wrap by brainz around Memphis & Iowa, there is a place called Ace Of Cups in Cairo, IL although no longer this magic card in the Quad Cities D.A.V. (because I took it). M. Frost is forever the ticket master! I worked in a record store for ages and this CD cover always gave me the super creeps. In my mind I would have to constantly respond, "no, I do not wanna ride". NOTE TO YOU: if you are selling baby clothes, do it on rocks & old cigarettes. What on earth is happening with these controversial screen shots (#1 #2)? The bathroom was ho-hum, so I added 11 paintings of Lebanon. I have just been painting Lebanon all of the live-long day today. Also, I ate some bagels & you missed it, a painting of Lebanon was for free! I NEED A LAWYER ALERT: In 2000 I made a comic called Gangsta Luv, a story about 2 male Latino rival gang members who fall in love. It seems that a new movie starring Benjamin Bratt called La Mission has stolen THIS VERY IDEA. So I ask for the umteenth time: WHOM DO I SUE? Some other kinds of wonderful: DIETNETICS, TEXAS VS THE LA 4+, Laura Louise went to Santa Fe & then shot a gun #1 #2 #3. Just look at: this green picture, Celts Cube, Kool-Aid Jones, JESUS, my best package, new glasses(es), Words Of Tam #2 & Words Of Tam #3. UPDATE OF THE FUTURE: Derek Erdman's Psychic Hotline is a hit! These guys 1/2 thought so. ANOTHER UPDATE: Whomever keeps sending please for me to stay in Chicago, please don't stop. OH MAN STUFF IN THE TUBES: Different Kinds Of Strangers, Lost Sister Audi In Marie Claire, Thea Lux Strikes Again, Danceteria Flyers. I FINALLY FELL IN LOVE SO I MADE A VIDEO ABOUT IT. 04.14.10 I can't believe it: ALL OF MY CDs FOR SALE. Please just make fun of my Frank Black CDs in your head, not out loud, to my face. If you can make a pot roast, that's wonderful. UPDATE: "MTV File under: LOLz! See what this guy thinks the worst part about living with Justin Bieber would be. What do you think it would be? (Be nice!)" EGADS. 04.13.10 Sometimes you meet 999 people and all of them are flat like paper or at least pancakes and then you meet a person like Parveen who bids on your Bobby Blue Bland LP on eBay and she can't pay because she lives in that cruel City Of Angels that makes you pay top dollar for everything, so you send her Call On Me for free and she is actually appreciative in way that people just aren't anymore, and things just look UP UP UP. Kinko's nametag from yesteryear! I was a real consultant! UPDATE: Whoa, look at it: Words Of Tam #1. UPDATE AGAIN: Hey look, new glasses. Finally, an answer. I am glad that I waited. #3 UPDATE: "Laugh Riot! Actual Riot!" - Brian Stiles 2010 04.12.10 I would love to give you the catch-up on the last 4 days in detail but I am seeing 11 (as I speak) and having "tunnel visions". Here's is a SP, nonetheless: crying > dog races > fried chicken > jerry lee lewis' kitchen > babyland (THE BEST video educator) > lamplighter > mississippi river (a video of me swimming in it by SKL > cairo, il. Look at these eBay auctions, THEY ARE NOT MINE: 1 2. Does anybody not understand this comic? I can't tell if it's OBV enough. OH PARVEEN. UPDAAATE: The best song in the world is Go Outside by Cults. I just listen to it over and over and over and over again. DOUBLE UPDAAATE: Shan! Iowa! So soon! Looking for the old stuff? Here's the archive, you big lummock. Would you like to be notified when this site is updated? If so, you're mostly lazy.
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