"derek if i was within 500 miles of matt1007 i would drive to his house
(first i would have to rent or borrow a car) and then knock
on his door and when his attractive wife answered the door i would say,
"GET ME MATT ONE DOUBLE OH SEVEN" and she would call his name really
loud and i would jokingly say "I could have done that" and we
would share a laugh and then we would forget about that guy and she would
ask me where i was headed, and then wink at me and then we
would both exit that house and enter my awesome ride and then we
would drive off into the sunset because it would be about 5 o'clock."

- Jason Polan 6/02/2011