That's Sharon Lanza & the great Russian. Later I strapped a painting of Mike Tyson on his back. He was convinced it was a racist picture,
AMERICA BEAT RUSSIA, IVAN DRAGO HAS FALLEN, I often pee vodka. Mike Tyson VS George Foreman grill.

Seconds later the Russian man is telling Sharon that she has very beautiful eyes. The ones ON HER CHEST. She is happy, ok, not.

This is Dan. He used to pull strings at Red Moon Theater, then he rushed off to West Virginia to look at numbers. He is holding my favorite mug.
WATCH HIM RESIST SESAME STICKS, he is only human. There are 5 people at the "art walk". GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

Who has the best friends? SHARON LANZA, THAT'S WHO. This is Sharon's friend. She is from Arkansas.

This is how they breed them,

IN ARKANSAS.

OH! Look who got a pancake with strawberries! Lift a skirt, get a pancake, THE MATH IS SO EASY!

The Russian is now explaining to Dan: "YOU SEE, YOU MUST POUND THE PEOPLE INTO THE GROUND!" (he is right!)

There is only one answer of course, "YOU MUST POUND PEOPLE." Dan is finally convinced and wants to leave.

I am just joking! Everything is a-ok in pancake-ville. There are 5 people at the "art walk". I am one of them.

Oh look! More people have come. That's Jessica Hopper, Matt Clark & Mary Dee. Jessica Hopper called me "midget-y" once TO MY FACE!
Now she is at my table, drinking the water! Oh, how the tables have turned. I am so happy. They are very nice. Matt Clark is very nice. Mary
Dee is very nice, everybody is very nice. I am so nice.

These women have headaches, Matt Clark is eating Trader Joe's brand chocolate sandwich cookies. EAT MY FOOD, IT HAS HPV!
You have it now, Happy Birthday! I like my visitors.

Look! Later there was fireworks. They are illegal, but so is throwing eggs at cars on the street and adultery in Utah. Wait, uh-oh.

OH HI! This is Sunday, 77 people have visited the "art walk". This is Oscar and a "woman". He is "oogling" (duh).

OH LOOK! It is Amy, Sally, Jim & A BABY. These people are having NO FUN. I AM A BAD HOST. Have a sesame stick! They are GOOD!

I am holding a baby. I am so sad, I want to be a baby again. WAIT, I AM A BABY. My mother's telephone number is 330.541.8827.
Her name is Patty.

OH MY GOD: KRIS BATAILLE. He is an inhabitable planet from outer space, LOOK:

He is all like: "LIVE ON ME, I AM SAFE".

I would like to thank Jim Newberry, he is my best and only friend.