Gared O'Donnell smiling pre-drinks, Washington D.C. A bad part of town with good fried chickens.

Columbus, Ohio: at merch with Triscuits, pre-contact lens loss, 1.5 bottles of red wine in + Vicodin. "Rock Rules".

Chicago as Bioré pore strip, smog via fois gras ban. Look, it's Oprah.

Columbus, Ohio: Mikey & Neil in the small smokey room down the hallway. THERE ARE DRUGS IN THIS ROOM! I put them in the couch cushions.

Magical airplanes dropping inaction chemicals on Indianapolis, Indiana. Do not visit the laundromat bathroom near 56th and Keystone.

Washington DC: Our nation's capital includes many beautiful fountains AND A LOT OF RACIAL TENSION.

Madison, Wisconsin: (keywords: dudes, the woods, beards, weed, whiskey, denim, Venom, loose-leaf tobacco, good timezz)

Midway Airport, Chicago, IL: There are many types of bagel & egg sandwiches, it is difficult to eat all of them.

Washington DC: Old hamburger on a Metro station bench.

Washington DC: Typical Erdman behavior.

Chicago, IL: Neil & Nora (flaking plastic, giggling in a womb)

Chicago, IL: Our Narcoleptic Midway Heroes.

PMFS@highfive.columbus

PMFS in Indianapolis, click to see THE GREAT DENIM ARM RAISER IN ACTION (rare video clip, oh my).

On the great Vitamin Water highway just outside of Hamsandwich, Maryland.

Punky all tuckered out! Get some shut-eye sleepy!

"I am dreaming about rainbows!", "NO, I AM DREAMING ABOUT RAINBOWS", "Ok, I will dream about naked ladies", "NO, I WILL DREAM ABOUT NAKED LADIES!".

Spearheading The Sleep Movement. I ate some breadsticks out of that package on the left, they were tasty.

Karl Rove had sex with the lifeless body of JonBenet Ramsey in that pointy building in the distance. Wait, did I just type that?

Finally, somebody has released an LP Single. Do you have that release on cassette CD as well?

HOLY SHIT, THANK GOD THIS GUY ISN'T DRIVING ANYWHERE.

French Chuck contemplates Jacky Cafe & Cluck-U-Chicken. We will settle for mush in a bowl.

Washington DC: What could that person in tie-dye possibly be waiting for? PUH-LEEZ. EVERYBODY SO MAD! THE LUGGAGE NEVER CAME!