Julia Rickert's Graduation/Birthday Party pictures. Some by me, some by Jamie Drier.
These pictures are not in chronological order. Skeptic James Randi says "HELLO!"

Post party bathroom is always gross. Post party bloody bathroom sink is pretty cool.


We call this person Teenager Nick for a good reason. Please note that he's drinking non-alcoholic beer. Newberry noted it first.

I baked this cake and made the frosting from scratch. Apparently I also demanded that NOBODY sing Happy Birthday for Julia until VERY LATE
at night. Oscar said, "I'm sorry Julia ended up eating cake with a bunch of Latino graffiti writers. I don't think she was expecting that. "

This is Julia's brother Chuck. He is my good friend but too good to put his fist in his mouth.

LOOK, we are both doing it now. Wait, there's a good chance that's my hand. Super-Skeptic James Randi says "HELLO!"

Chuck is an exemplary medical student and drinks soda out of human skulls. This statement will later lead to a loss of a medical license.

Mr. Rickert is thinking of 1,456,345 adjectives in 5,246 different languages to explain how much he loves that muffin. Hannah Woodroofe
may or may not ultimately disagree with some of them.

Later, I said, "close your eyes and I will show the internet my molars."

JAMIE, TELL THIS PERSON TO CLOSE HIS EYES AND THEN ZOOM IN AND I WILL SHOW THE INTERNET MY MOLARS.

I offered to let this guy hold a human skull, but he said he had a "heavy touch". Sometimes when I have a "heavy tuss", it feels as if I can
touch my own human skull. He ate a lot of carrots, too. I am drinking a vodka & tonic in front of a child, I should be ashamed.

Orinoco Bro (sail away).

The old legs and stool.

GHOST RIDE THE WHIP, GHOST RIDE THE WHIP, GHOST RIDE THE WHIP, GHOST RIDE THE WHIP, Red Stripe & Oscar.

Julia did NOT have the best time at her birthday/graduation party. I think it's mainly because some people came that she didn't
know and they weren't all appreciative that it was her birthday/graduation party. I had a very nice time.

HOLY SHIT THIS PICTURE IS ODDLY PROVOCATIVE.

Post party clean up face, note: Mt. Dew, Life Sentence cassette.

Kori Wiltz gets so mad at high wedding prices that she just wants to strangle somebody but not if it's the weekend after Friday The 13th.

There are probably many pictures of Kristin Reger, this is just one of them. That guy is this guy.

More-een is like More-blueberry-muffins, please. NICK C MADE THEM, THEY ARE SO GOOD. We are DJing tonight at Danny's.
I hope he did not get mad at that provocative picture.

I am 33 and I have a website.

Psychic Surgery is not real. That is not tumorous growth on my plate. I did not just pull it out of this child's neck.

The final cleaning tally: Derek 55%, Julia 30%, Jamie Drier 5%, Jim Newberry 10%. I think.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY/GRADUATION PARTY GEORGIE: 2007.