You can go to Toast on Damen and get a side of Hollandaise for $1. Sometimes they give it to you for free. If you let it sit in your
refrigerator for two days, it separates and looks gross. Don't make Hollandaise, that's just dumb. You need a double boiler.

Stan is a real jokester. We are on our way to El Paso, IL. I asked him if he would like to have sex with me at the Sunrise Hotel
and he said yes.

Oh, I yelled so much at George while she was driving! I had to sit in the backseat so I would shut up. This is her
parents' gasless space-car. The emissions that it produces seep into the groundwater and turn mud into
SOLID GOLD AND DIAMONDS AND KANYE WEST BEATS.

This is the Gridley, IL Condoleeza Rice & Meat processing factory. That's Alpo.

This is the Sunshine Farms Home For Wellness. You can see how joyful these surroundings are.

That skinhead hangs with Matt Hale, that basketball hoop doesn't have a backboard. We're in line for cigarettes, which
are really just small cigars.

There is freedom and opportunity on the other side of that fence. The rest of her life is on this side of the fence.

Andy & Stan.

Julia & Andy.

To get into the spirit, I tried to eat one of these pinecones. It was hard to chew.

If you do these activities then you get to go home for the weekend. 90% of these activites are good names for indie rock bands.

There are many different colored buildings in El Paso, IL. El Paso means "the paso".

Ladybugs very much like to stay with Andy in his room, he has Wedding Crashers on DVD.

Uh-oh. There are good things to eat here.

Stan is retrieving the secret plans that Andy snuck to us in this apple.

When I'm at the Pruitt, IL Dairy Queen, I turn into a teenage girl on MySpace.