11.02.02 - 5.28.03

Video of a woman eating a turkey

Pictures of blood, baseball & tiki bar

A list of search engine referrals from 5/6-5/12

People talking at a party

Me singing a Phil Collins song

Picture of a DYS cassette

A list of search engine referrals from 4/21-4/27

Kooky court related document

Wacky Jimmy Carter related document

Picture of wiffle ball game players

A list of search engine referrals from 4/14-4/20

Naked lady magazine

Some crazy guy's crazy wife's journal

Erdmankeys

Colin Tappe's Blink-182 article

Colin Tappe's mean e-mails

Stan's porno collection

A list of search engine referrals from 3/31-4/06

Pete Gere's cover of "Skulls" by The Misfits

Colin Tappe's RFTT show review

Leah's job application

A list of search engine referrals from 3/18-3/20

"No Man, Right Here Bro" video by Jim Newberry

Bloody head pictures

Schwamm Gabka appreciation page

Free magazine (still available!)

John Brearley found this letter

Record-car video

A list of search engine referrals from 3/3-3/9

A picture of my bloodied shins

A picture of the Davester Sandwich

My anthrax envelope

A picture of a broken egg

A list of search engine referrals for 2/17-2/23

A Social Security check I found in an abandoned house

Pictures of kinda gross Canadians

A picture of a car covered in tin foil

The Cro-Mags Polaroid picture debacle

A picture of my car. Please don't throw a rock at it.

Things sent in by Colleen Milani

A picture of Jawas with flaming shopping carts

Godspeaks flyer from February 2003

My picture for amihotornot.com

A list of referrals from seach engines for derekerdman.com

my first wedding

my page of Shannon Kringen jokes

The story about how I got beat up by Danzig

Pussy Incense

A burnt up car photograph

a picture of my cousin

Zed Smith gave me these sheets of paper

A picture of me in a tight coat

Grocery receipt 1.09.03

They Call Me Art

You Can't Be Coming In Here, Pig!

Grab And Rub Pennis. Milk Will Come Out

A Haiku For You

George W. Bush Is A Bumbling Puttyhead

Die! Die! Die!

I Lost My Remote Control Plane, Please Help Me Find It

Russ Schneider - Nigerian Scam Artist Leg Puller

Pictures Of Squash Getting Smashed

Birthday Party Pictures

Dinner Party Pictures

Giant Charles Manson Poster

Pilsen Holiday Art Show Diary

Birthday Party Commercial (Audio)

Birthday Party Advertisement

A Picture Of A Speeding Cop Car

A Picture Of Me & Records

A Picture Of Halsted To The South

A Picture Of Halsted To The North

A Picture Of Me Wearing A Wig

A Picture Of My Cat, The Kitty Keatsie

An MP3 Of My Cat

A Picture Of A Skull & Crossbones Painting

A Picture Of A Charles Manson Stencil

A Picture Of My Dangling My Cat Out Of The Window

A Picture Of My Car

Pictures Of A Girl Drunk & Asleep At Work

A Picture Of The Alfred E. Newman Pumpkin

A Picture Of Me & The 'Attraper' Poster

A Picture Of Stan Lee Professing His Love Of Metal

A Giant Picture Of Julia With A Bloody Nose

Records I Done Bought In Los Angeles

Pictures I Done Took In Los Angeles 11/02

Found Letter From A Deaf Man - Page 1

Found Letter From A Deaf Man - Page 2

A Polaroid Of Ugly Teenagers Found In A Weezer CD

East Pilsen Neighborhood Graffiti #1

East Pilsen Neighborhood Graffiti #2

A Note From A Teenager, Intercepted By Me

Racist Flyer Found By Dave Piper, Downtown Chicago

A Picture Of A Giant Birthday Cake

"Escape From Hamburger" Derek Erdman 1997

A Letter About Vicki Crackhead - Page 1

A Letter About Vicki Crackhead - Page 2

Newspaper Article Indirectly About Derek Erdman