Kelly O is #1. If anybody tell you differently, tell them: KELLY O IS #1.

LOOK, IT IS 1983! No, it is not then now, not ever.

Adam Lawrence will soon find out what it means to like THE MAPPLES.

You are so ever loved.

Parveen exists as Parveen exists, NEAT.

The old days are always the best days.

"This is where I belong." - Ray Davies 1967

"There is a Frisco Freeze in Tacoma." - Dean Hudson 2010

KRING SCREEN CAPS: Trust me, they're for everyone.

Thanks a lot, Joanie.

Who enlisted in the army? I didn't enlist in that army!

This happened, but I just wanted to say HELLO.

It says here that I am supposed to marry this person.

OH MOTHER.

Before I knew Shannon Perry, I knew Shannon Perry (trust me).

Man, do I ever miss my sister.

KID HAD TO PACK A PHONE: WASSSSUP. I love my friends.

What do you want me to say here? I can't say anything here.

LOOK! They are just laughing at me now!

EN CAPS: Trust me, they're for every (OH SNAP, WE ARE WINNING)