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AngusRules: hey sexy, whats goin on?
kathymcginty666: nuddin!
AngusRules: oh yea, same here
AngusRules: you live out west kinda right?
kathymcginty666: out west with Tori Amos.
AngusRules: oh yea? how's that working out for you?
kathymcginty666: Tori Amos makes me breakfast and then I stick spoons in her ass.
AngusRules: that's a pretty nice setup you got there
kathymcginty666: you can say that.
AngusRules: i wish i had someone to make me breakfast everyday im starving
kathymcginty666: you should get Tori Amos to come over to your house.
kathymcginty666: she's a sexy broad.
AngusRules: introduce us sometime
kathymcginty666: where do you live?
AngusRules: in new york, in the suburbs
kathymcginty666: cool.
kathymcginty666: I'm going to NYC next week.
AngusRules: really? do you know people out there?
kathymcginty666: yeah, lots.
kathymcginty666: Parker Posey.
kathymcginty666: Warren Beatty.
kathymcginty666: all those fuckers.
kathymcginty666: I do coke with them.
AngusRules: do you really now
kathymcginty666: and then they ride me until dawn.
AngusRules: sounds like a lot of fun...i dont really liuke coke though
kathymcginty666: what's wrong with coke?
AngusRules: uh...i dont know i just really didnt like they way it makes me feel
AngusRules: it doesnt get you high, it just makes you want more and more and your heart races
kathymcginty666: what do you mean?
AngusRules: for me i really just like to drink nad smoke weed, and occasionally ill trip out every blue moon, but otherdrugs ive tried were pretty bogus...pills are klinda cool, like vicadin and percoset and that shit...i dont really like to mess around with that either...really what i like to do is play music all the time
kathymcginty666: oh, you thought I meant cocaine!
kathymcginty666: I meant coca-cola.
kathymcginty666: the drink.
kathymcginty666: dude, you're weird!
kathymcginty666: a drug addict!
kathymcginty666: seek some help before it gets out of control!
kathymcginty666: and then you're stealing VCRs and leather jackets.
AngusRules: i got a vcr and a leather jacket
AngusRules: yea coca cola is ok, sometimes
kathymcginty666: well, don't sell them for drug money.
kathymcginty666: that's my advice for you.
AngusRules: normally when people say they're gonna do coke they dont mean the drink
AngusRules: yea im not gonna sell anyhting
kathymcginty666: probably in the addict circles that you hang out in.
kathymcginty666: I'm totally joking.
AngusRules: what are you coming to new york for?
kathymcginty666: yeesh.
kathymcginty666: I like AC-DC too, you know.
AngusRules: i know
kathymcginty666: ok.
AngusRules: you do? that makes just about the perfect woman then
AngusRules: arent they the best band? who else do you like?
kathymcginty666: venom
kathymcginty666: iron maiden,
kathymcginty666: integrity.
kathymcginty666: planes mistaken for stars.
kathymcginty666: peralta
kathymcginty666: sade
AngusRules: i know venom and maiden....i saw maiden a couple of years ago they rule
kathymcginty666: fuck yeah.
kathymcginty666: and Judas Priest.
kathymcginty666: and the Doobie Brothers.
AngusRules: i caught the drummer's drum stick but this big grabbed it and whipped me artound the mosh pit by it
kathymcginty666: I have to go un-crust my puss, I'll talk to you later.
AngusRules: ok beautiful
AngusRules: whatever you say