chatting is dumb, but you should know that already.

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kathymcginty666: you are dead.
The22GoGoBoots: uh...ok
kathymcginty666: that's right, prig.
The22GoGoBoots: who IS this?
kathymcginty666: I'm Kathy Mcginty.
kathymcginty666: I'm your worst trendy nightmare.
The22GoGoBoots: and who the hell is kathy mcginty? do I know you?
kathymcginty666: you will.
The22GoGoBoots: uh...ok
kathymcginty666: I'm going to destroy riot grrl.
kathymcginty666: and you.
kathymcginty666: all
kathymcginty666: at
kathymcginty666: once.
The22GoGoBoots: oh. great. have fun killing something that's already dead...
kathymcginty666: sorry,
kathymcginty666: you got me there.
kathymcginty666: you are obviously the superior intellect.
kathymcginty666: and a complete block head.
The22GoGoBoots: right. ok. why are you bothering me?
kathymcginty666: because of your MOC profile.
kathymcginty666: it said, 'bother me, I'm dull'.
kathymcginty666: and it worked!
The22GoGoBoots: was there a problem with it? why exactly am I a blockhead
The22GoGoBoots: actually it says "say hi, I'm nice." that's pretty different
kathymcginty666: if you keep a journal, you should re-read it...that'll tell you why you are a blockhead.
The22GoGoBoots: ummm.... haven't written in it in over a month, whatever.
kathymcginty666: wow, you're dumb!
The22GoGoBoots: you're obviously a lot dumber.
kathymcginty666: and you have 'strawbilisms'.
The22GoGoBoots: do you, like, read my profile every week or something? you also can't spell.
kathymcginty666: strawbilismsmis.
kathymcginty666: strawberry-christmas.
kathymcginty666: you like fruit and gifts.
kathymcginty666: your picture revolts me,
The22GoGoBoots: and you have a bad personality. can I ask you what the point of bothering anonymous people on AIM is?
kathymcginty666: there is vomit in my lap.
kathymcginty666: I'm puking on my keyboard.
kathymcginty666: strawblimsmilsms.
The22GoGoBoots: wow, I'm glad I caused such a stir.
kathymcginty666: straw-bil-muslims.
kathymcginty666: I'm sorry.
kathymcginty666: I like you.
The22GoGoBoots: really? that's a shocker.
kathymcginty666: we met in Massachusetts.
The22GoGoBoots: oh really? where? when?
kathymcginty666: last year, at school.
kathymcginty666: we had a lit class.
The22GoGoBoots: mmhmmm.... so then what's my name?
kathymcginty666: strawbilismsmis.
The22GoGoBoots: where exactly did we meet? forgive me for not quite beleiving you...
kathymcginty666: you shouldn't.
kathymcginty666: I don't know you.
kathymcginty666: I loathe you.
The22GoGoBoots: ok. whatever.
kathymcginty666: strawbilismsm.

What is strabismus, anyway?
Normally, when you look at something, the image of the thing you're looking at, falls simultaneously on the foveas (the fovea is the middle of the macula, the small spot with the highest resolution - and what then, is a macula; it is a small avascular area, often yellowish in color, therefore it is also named the "yellow spot". (By the way, for a great collection of medical jargon see Glossary of medical terms). If both eyes do not align, only one is actually looking at this object you're watching, and the other will look at something else, which is the basis for some interesting phenomena like diplopia and confusion (more about this on the amblyopia page). Any deviation from perfect ocular alignment is called "strabismus". Misalignment may be in any direction - inward, outward, up, or down, or any combination of these.