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#8

derekerdman: hoy!
JenX101: hello.
derekerdman: yes.
JenX101: uh huh
derekerdman: I'm famous!
JenX101: oh are you?
derekerdman: yes.
JenX101: wow. for what?
derekerdman: I'm sure you know.
derekerdman: you'd have to know!
derekerdman: I'm famous!
JenX101: well, i don't know.
derekerdman: have you ever heard of World War II?
JenX101: nope...
derekerdman: I did that.
JenX101: hah
JenX101: oh yeah? wow. you're mean
derekerdman: why?
derekerdman: Just because I invented WWII doesn't make me mean.
derekerdman: I was picked to keep the population in check.
derekerdman: by Jon Bon Jovi.
JenX101: wow.
derekerdman: he said, "Derek, start World War II".
derekerdman: I said, "OK!".
derekerdman: and I did it.'
derekerdman: And then I ate some ham.
derekerdman: and it was good.
JenX101: well ham makes everything fine
derekerdman: sorry, I meant grapes.
derekerdman: or matresses.
derekerdman: I'm not sure now.
derekerdman: you know what else?
derekerdman: have you ever heard of shoes?
JenX101: no
derekerdman: I invented those.
derekerdman: last year.
derekerdman: in Tacoma, Washington.
derekerdman: I got paid $3,000!
JenX101: wow. quite the entrepreneur, eh?
derekerdman: yes.
derekerdman: and you cannot borrow any money from me.
JenX101: dammit...
derekerdman: you know what?
derekerdman: I hate you.
JenX101: okay.
derekerdman: I'm glad you agree.
JenX101: yes. me too. i'm glad you're glad.
derekerdman: I like pizza.
derekerdman: it is good.
JenX101: oh?
derekerdman: yes!
JenX101: wow.
derekerdman: wow what?
derekerdman: are you some kind of jerk?
JenX101: no.
JenX101: are you?
derekerdman: yes.
derekerdman: and
derekerdman: no.
derekerdman: maybe.
derekerdman: no, I am.
derekerdman: let the truth be known!
JenX101: i figured.
derekerdman: figured I was a jerk?
JenX101: yeah. haha.
derekerdman: I am beef jerky.
derekerdman: and soda jerk.
derekerdman: And I LOVE to shop at Target!
JenX101: soda jerk?
derekerdman: and it's good!
derekerdman: jerk!
derekerdman: jerk!
derekerdman: jerk!
JenX101: ah,
derekerdman: sorry.
derekerdman: I'm ahead of myself.
JenX101: i enjoy target.
derekerdman: I should introduce myself.
derekerdman: I'm you.
JenX101: i suppose
derekerdman: and I like fishsticks.
JenX101: well, i do enjoy fishsticks so you are right on the money.
derekerdman: and I like pants.
derekerdman: and shoes.
JenX101: as do i
derekerdman: whoa!
derekerdman: we must have the same parents!
derekerdman: this is totally the Parent Trap!
JenX101: that's exactly what it is actually