IT'S MY BIRTHDAY: December 6th. Below is a photo of my fifth birthday,
which was easily my best birthday. Regardless, send gifts and cards
to: ERDMAN 1605 E. Madison #101 SEA WA 98122. When it comes to
things that I need, I'm really fine with belongings, though I have been into
putting patches onto sweaters, so send some old patches if you'd like.
Or Amazon gift cards for books, or Hanes black socks (size 9), a bottle
of Torani vanilla syrup, soft comfortable clothing, funny old coffee mugs.
I just realized that's all stuff that old people like. IT'S OFFICIAL.

BEST NEWS: The "How to Grab a Pussy" campaign has raised more than
$750 for Mary's Place, a shelter for women and children in downtrown Seattle.
All prints are in the mail, if you ordered one, you should have it soon.
If you have questions, more details are RIGHT HERE.

DEREK ERDMAN + ASHLEY ARMITAGE
"FUN FUN MIDWEST EAST COAST ART TOUR SUMMER 2016"
Heaps of assorted paintings + photos + our new booklet (pictured below)
CHICAGO (1937 W. Schiller / Thu Aug 18th 6pm-8pm) CLEVELAND (8/20)
TORONTO (8/22) / MONTREAL (8/24) / NYC (8/26) / PHILLY (8/28)
Check FaceSpace or text 773.595.9708 for dates and location

The Ben Lomond, is it haunted? | SEATTLE WA 2016

I Love You Mary Janes | SEATTLE WA 2016

RIP Sweet Peaches | SEATTLE WA 2016

The Worst Witch | SEATTLE WA 2016

Going HAM on TV | CHICAGO IL 2016

"Prank Calls to the Real World | READ IT OVER HERE

Rachmaninoff / Anderson / Bowie / Yorke
For Monika Khot | SEATTLE 2016

1/2 Hour Art Show | SEATTLE WA 2016

1/2 Hour Art Show | SEATTLE WA 2016

1/2 Hour Art Show | SEATTLE WA 2016

1/2 Hour Art Show | SEATTLE WA 2016

Katie's Larry David | SEATTLE WA 2016

Tina Minus Ike | SEATTLE WA 2016

Pile of Pink Volkswagens | SEATTLE WA 2016

Ginger w/ Hoeckel Cat | SEATTLE WA 2016

Lake Beachin' | SEATTLE WA 2016

Print All Over Me "Popular Feminists" Dress | SEATTLE WA 2016

D'ASSAS | SEATTLE WA 2016

Book Making | SEATTLE WA 2016

<3 NES | SEATTLE WA 2016

Lucky Peach: "My Own Personal Grimace"
Dangerous Minds: "Telephone Rap Business: Only One Million US Dollars"
Lucky Peach: "A Review of Mac N’ Cheetos from Burger King"

On the above dates we're going to be part of a series of street
art shows in the above towns, featuring clothing, paintings, zines,
& snacks. Check back for updates or contact to get a more specific
time when we'll be "near you." And can we also stay at your house?
These will just be art shows, you know, on the street.

From what I've been told the pizza shop art show has been a wild
success with well over 37 people purchasing the DEREK + ASHLEY
pizza, though there was a report that one family wasn't too happy
that they had to apply the hot sauce themselves. That does seem
crazy, right? It's up until August 1st, go see it if you want to.

"THIS GIRL graduated from university five days ago, today she's in
San Francisco for a photo shoot with Teen Vogue. I'm going to
ride her coattails all the way to the top! Ashley Armitage, yes."
- Derek Erdman, June 2016

Stay Great Clay | Summer 2016

Dog On Strings | Summer 2016 (archive re-paint)

AV Club Illustration | Spring 2016

Look at this photo of me in a DRI hat and sun glasses. It
looks like I've been swimming! This is probably 1988, wow.

Fave Feminists | SEATTLE WA 2016 | 36"x24" | LATEX ON WOOD
$200 BUY HERE (shipping included)

Frank Ocean + Larry David Enjoying Pancakes
Spring 2016 | For Andrew N

Looks like McDonald's isn't interested in my suggestion to
reintroduce Evil Grimace as a McDonaldland character.
WELL THAT'S FINE, MCDONALDS!

Hey Lady Try My Chicken | SEATTLE WA 2016
24"x24" | LATEX ON WOOD

Jerry Garcia + His Things | SEATTLE WA 2016
24"x24" | LATEX ON WOOD | For Peter Pavicevic

Morgan Family Anniversary Painting | SEATTLE WA 2016
For Aaron and Jennifer Morgan

MR T BENDS, WATCH HIM BEND

Little Girl Blue | SEATTLE WA 2016 | 24"x24"
LATEX ON WOOD | For Kihan Kim

Orange Bear #77 | SEATTLE WA 2016 | 32"x32"
LATEX ON WINDOW

PAPA WAS A RIOT! | SEATTLE WA 2016 | 12"x12"
LATEX ON CANVAS

Rod Stewart + Cat | SEATTLE WA 2016 | 24"x24"
LATEX ON WOOD

Double Saddle Shoes | SEATTLE WA 2016 | 24"x24"
LATEX ON WOOD

Shreddin' Gibbon | SEATTLE WA 2016 | 24"x24"
LATEX ON WOOD

Spekulation "Nothing to Say"
(illustration for a totally excellent dude)

"Not that I'd ever admit to sending this Donald Trump
Adolph Hitler stamp though the mail to myself, but whoa
it's crazy that it made it through."

"A magazine in Cleveland asked for a drawing of Trump for
the upcoming RNC so I sent this one which they rejected,
probably not because it's of him hanging by his own ween,
but probably because it's just a super sucky drawing."

Walkin' Cats | SEATTLE WA 2016 | 24"x24"
LATEX ON WOOD

White Women | SEATTLE WA 2016 | 24"x24"
LATEX ON WOOD

Sorry To Break The News | SEATTLE WA 2016 | 12"x12"
LATEX ON WOOD

Thank you for looking at this, goodbye forever.

Actual Time Travel: 07/13/2016 | 08/31/2015
07/15/2015 | 05/18/2015 | 03/15/2015 | 01/25/2015
11/24/2014 | 11/03/2014 | 10/02/2014 09/14/2014
08/24/2014 | 08/11/2014 | 07/20/2014 | 07/06/2014
06/22/2014 | 06/08/2014 | 05/18/2014 | 03/12/2014